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So, I joined up to Facebook awhile back for one reason: to play Dungeons & Dragons Tiny Adventures.

Go ahead, when you stop laughing, I’ll continue.

Feel better?  Good.  Anyway, it’s a fun, little, no-effort sort of game where you pick “quests” and let your little character go off at them.  You don’t actually do anything except buy and sell loot between adventures.  So, you can turn it on and ignore it while you go about your day.  I’ll usually start an adventure in the morning, and check in on it around noon time…reset, do the same at the end of the day.

I admire the creativity in the quests, not just for the brief stories, but even the random encounters.  They vary from silly to serious, reasonable to outrageous.  I just checked on my little human warchief, and sent her on a new mission against some Orc Lord.  Here was the description:

The orcs caves deep in the forest used to be a fun place for adventurers to gain experience. Now the orc lord has begun inflicting his wrath on travelers and he has become a great threat to the good people in the world and must be dealt with.

Well, GEE, humanoids have been wandering through your home for years, randomly slaughtering your people for their possessions and “the experience”, I think I’d be a little testy too.  I’m trying to picture these people..”let’s go kill some Orcs, it’s FUN!”

Dungeons, Dragons & Psychos?  Yeesh…

Mind you, I am SO gonna kick that Orc Lord’s butt.  I mean, come on, there are standards to maintain.

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